ALEXAN2507
Doesn't Drink the Kool-Aid (Eats the Catsup)
Personally out of Arch and Japes' proposal I'm leaning on it being conditional on a shield instead of a skull to reduce the chance down a bit- if it still feels too tough like that I'm willing to drop defense to 2 as well but my preference at the moment is to keep the defense stat as is at 3.