Dysole's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Map Thread

[Dysole]

This might be an amazing idea or a terrible idea. Or both. Nothing has been playtested. I have no idea if I accidentally stumble into anything actually good here but well the thread title should tell you everything you need to know. No idea how frequently this will be updated and will probably only be updated as things strike my fancy. If there are goofy ideas that come to you that you'd like to see me throw my particular brand of weirdness onto, let me know. I reserve the right to turn down ideas for any reason, including whimsy or boredom.

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Wasn't that fun?

Highlighted Maps

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[highlight]Start Zone Attacks Go Brrr
Example 22
Herbert's Swamp Castle: Lava Edition
Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Marvel So We Put Some Marvel In Your Marvel So You Can Marvel While You Marvel
Flash, There Are Other Shapes You Know[/highlight]

Full Map List

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Polar Bear Snowball Fight in a Snowstorm build instructions. Requires Thaelenk Tundra x4. Heavy snow/Slippery Ice rules in effect

The Mushroom build instructions. Requires Rise of the Valkyrie, Fortress of the Archkyrie, and Glyph of Rannevig x2

It's a Trap! build instructions. Requires Rise of the Valkyrie, Volcarren Wasteland x2, and Glyph of Proftka x54

Start Zone Attacks Go Brrr build instructions. Requires Swarm of the Marro x2, Marvel: The Conflict Begins, Ticalla Jungle, and Glyph of Astrid

Example 22 build instructions. Requires Rise of the Valkyrie x1, Thaelenk Tundra x1, 44 ladders, and Glyph of Ivor

Herbert's Swamp Castle: Lava Edition build instructions. Requires Battle for the Underdark x1, Swarm of the Marro x1, Volcarren Wasteland x1, 22 Ladders, and 25 Battlements

Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Marvel So We Put Some Marvel In Your Marvel So You Can Marvel While You Marvel

Requires Marvel: The Conflict Begins x5

Superhero Fights Are Why We Can't Have Nice Things uses 2 M:tCB, 1 RtFF, 1 FotA, Glyph of Rannevig, and Glyph of Thorian

Fire Isles: Arson Edition

SotM x1, VW x2

Dance of the Dryads the Version Dryads Would Actually Want

RotV x1, RttFF x1, TJ x1

Wow Stark Family, You Really Let The Place Go. Guess This Is What You Meant By Winter Is Coming

BftU x1, FotA x1, TT x1

All Hail the Glorious Hivemother! May Her Reign Be Long and Full of Death to Our Enemies Until We Have Covered The Galaxy With Our Progeny

SotM x1, Marvel x1, TT x1

Flash, There Are Other Shapes You Know

BtfU x2, VW x1

~Dysole, not responsible for psychic damage when you open that spoiler

 

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[TheAverageFan]

I'd be interested to see if there's anyone on this site who could actually build It's A Trap

~TAF

 

[Splash]

Cool!
It's a Trap looks like a ton of fun though lol.

 

[Dysole]

Behold! I was inspired to make another atrocity.

Start Zone Attacks Go Brrr build instructions. Requires Swarm of the Marro x2, Marvel: The Conflict Begins, Ticalla Jungle, and Glyph of Astrid

~Dysole, having way too much fun with this

 

[Tornado]

Best map ever.

 

[Sir Heroscape]

@BiggaBullfrog ...next tournament please.

 

[Unhinged Manchild]

I'd be interested to see if there's anyone on this site who could actually build It's A Trap

~TAF

#PagingDr.Weirdscaper

 

[Dysole]

Map Contest

Because I'm me, I have entered two horrible maps into the map contest. Are they expected to win or do anything good? Absolutely not. They're just there for the sheer ridiculous factor.

Example 22 build instructions. Requires Rise of the Valkyrie x1, Thaelenk Tundra x1, 44 ladders, and Glyph of Ivor

Herbert's Swamp Castle: Lava Edition build instructions. Requires Battle for the Underdark x1, Swarm of the Marro x1, Volcarren Wasteland x1, 22 Ladders, and 25 Battlements

~Dysole, creatively

 

[caps]

Some of these maps are quite horrifying. I love that they exist.

 

[Sherman Davies]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nStEvyBDNgo[/ame]

 

[Dysole]

Updating

Realized I should probably add in the maps from Mega's map contest.

Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Marvel So We Put Some Marvel In Your Marvel So You Can Marvel While You Marvel

Requires Marvel: The Conflict Begins x5

Superhero Fights Are Why We Can't Have Nice Things uses 2 M:tCB, 1 RtFF, 1 FotA, Glyph of Rannevig, and Glyph of Thorian

~Dysole, who's sure she'll have more terrible ideas to come

 

[Dysole]

Contest Maps

Fire Isles: Arson Edition

SotM x1, VW x2

Dance of the Dryads the Version Dryads Would Actually Want

RotV x1, RttFF x1, TJ x1

Wow Stark Family, You Really Let The Place Go. Guess This Is What You Meant By Winter Is Coming

BftU x1, FotA x1, TT x1

All Hail the Glorious Hivemother! May Her Reign Be Long and Full of Death to Our Enemies Until We Have Covered The Galaxy With Our Progeny

SotM x1, Marvel x1, TT x1

Been a minute but figured I should drop these in here.

~Dysole, informationally

 

[Dysole]

New Atrocity Dropped

Flash, There Are Other Shapes You Know

BtfU x2, VW x1

~Dysole, who's had this one in the cooker for a while

 

[Tornado]

Really dig that. Big fan of the lava and shadow combo and the level one water in the start zone is top notch.

 

[IAmBatman]

More map builders should take advantage of gaps of empty space between hexes.

 

[Shurrig]

Ah, do I detect some asymmetry here?

 

[Dysole]

Foudzing's string of WoS reviews inspired me.

Foudzing's Favoritest Map That He Will Love Forever and Ever

~Dysole, having a time

 

[Nomad]

Ha. Beautiful map. Dysole, very funny stuff!

 

[Shurrig]

Foudzing's string of WoS reviews inspired me.

Foudzing's Favoritest Map That He Will Love Forever and Ever

~Dysole, having a time

You forgot to make it a perfect hex map, but otherwise it’s amazing!

 

[Dysole]

Foudzing's string of WoS reviews inspired me.

Foudzing's Favoritest Map That He Will Love Forever and Ever

~Dysole, having a time

You forgot to make it a perfect hex map, but otherwise it’s amazing!

I tried to make it as hexagonal as I could with the terrain I had while also doing other things. There's a lot less terrain in those sets than I realized.

~Dysole, glad people see the ridiculous troll nonsense she's doing