I hate vampires.
I have some small experience ghost hunting (which I won’t go into), some experience in supernatural folklore, and my first impulse is to kill vampires immediately. You can’t trust those suckers to be nice no matter what they say.
The Esenwein clan are bad enough, but my sons have recently taken to designing new custom vampires. We have quite a lovely undead drawer, with lots of skeleton cavalry, various spirits and ghosts that can possess other figures. We have a custom haunted forest, Bleakwood, and specialized revenants that haunt it. The Nazgul from the Lord of The Rings have also joined our game, thanks to a lucky find of their metal figures at a yard sale. But none of these things are as powerful as the vampires.
Our game has evolved to the point where we take themed armies, or “drawers”, for every battle. Previously the recipe for vampire demise was Soulberg pie, but now in our game unless you take the metalhead...